These "deep exploratory self-imposed tumblr lists"
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil: are the new Myspace Bulletin Surveys. The rules are still the same: 1. If you do them, you’re either: a. a 14 year old girl or b. a dickhead. 2. so stop it and post something that interests me, like a. pictures of silhouetted couples with helvetica or b. Meme’s i saw 7 years ago when i was i. a 14 year old boy and ii. a...
Bill Maher on my boyfriend Levi →
old but good stuff
I never suspected, not a one.– Elin Nordegren to People magazine. to quote the Bed Intruder, YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
drunken brother: "you know what I'm talkin bout?"
sober me: "nope. I'm talkin bout practice"