January 2010
“If you haven’t partied in LA with Drake and Josh, bailed on your ride and...”
– Thanks Olivia for reminding me of one of my finest rages in 2009.
“Of course listening to music makes people violent. Every time I hear Nickelback,...”
– can’t take the cred but forget who said it
“I’m the Fatal Flaw Finder. It’s a curse.”
if you haven't left some random friends apartment...
obv:
(for meesh)
HAHAHA best story ever
this is my best friend
Lauren: Haha... if you wonder why work goes by so slow and you don't smoke weed and take 3hr lunches that include pitchers of beer and tattoos... YOU HAVENT RAGED.
Me: hahahaha
Lauren: If you wake up in a models bed with 2 cats, realize she has the same name as your sister and hear Mexican music outside in the streets of Brooklyn... Take 2 trains home and get lost 3 times, buy 2 hot dogs and find a muffin in your jacket coat... YOU HAVENT RAGED.
Lauren: True story happened Wednesday
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhh
Lauren: These walks of shame are EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I bet, and you're the queen.
“If you haven’t been 86’ed from Casey Moore’s because you tried...”
– for jaypsorbust AKA theverybest
“If you haven’t been arrested for trespassing while making out with a hot...”
Um okay weirdos
Sonny She Said leaves FFTL but they continued on…. now they “kicked out” Travis Richter, who started that piece of shit, and they are going to continue on trying to make music under the same name?
People are so stupid. This is about as dumb as Craig Owens being kicked out of Chiodos, and then the other dudes pretending like they can still be called Chiodos. Even though I’m...
I'm still at work.
The only one in the office. Had to cancel my personal training session. Since I’m stuck, thought I might as well take a second to blog on company time. I would say send me texts, but I think my phone is in my car, and that’s on P3, six levels on the elevator away. That feels far.
Lohan strikes again
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know Lindsay is your girl and everything but what the f is going on here? check out the gut she is developing. what is this world coming to. if you had to in this pic who would it be??
Nik Richie: Lindsay is not my girl. She is a broke drug addict prostitute in Hollywood. I want nothing to do with her baby bump.
Haiti six days later →
Jesus.
“No fatties. No hamsters. No dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics, no donna...”
